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7 Absurd Martial Arts Comedies That’ll Leave You Howling With Laughter

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You might think that the cheesiness injected into typical martial arts movies is enough to make it a comedy, but that’s only a fraction of what you see in a real martial arts comedy. Think blown-out-of-proportion special effects, high-flying stunts, and the strangest humor you can find—that’s what goes into a truly hilarious martial arts movie.

We must cherish this odd mixture of action and humor, as no one makes martial arts comedies like they used to. These must-watch martial arts comedies will have you howling with laughter.

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1. Shaolin Soccer (2001)

What do you get when you cross soccer with kung fu? You get Shaolin Soccer, and no, this isn’t a joke.

The movie follows Sing, a man who’s devoted to promoting the art of Shaolin kung fu. He eventually teams up with Golden Foot Fung, an ex-professional soccer player.

Sing loves the idea of promoting kung fu through soccer, so he agrees to let Fung train him and his brothers. The unusual team combines both soccer and kung fu, and eventually becomes powerful enough to qualify for a professional tournament. The exaggerated special effects and bizarre storyline will keep you hooked until the very end.

2. Kung Fu Hustle (2004)

Stephen Chow stars as Sing in Shaolin Soccer and returns to the spotlight in Kung Fu Hustle with a character who also goes by the name of Sing. This time, the movie takes place in China during the 1930s.

Sing, a lowlife, dreams of becoming a member of the villainous Axe Gang. He and his friend go so far as to try to trick their neighbors in Pig Sty Alley into thinking that they’re members of the gang.

The two find themselves in deep trouble once the Axe Gang catches wind of the fakers. The Axe Gang arrives in Pig Sty Alley with the intention to terrorize its residents, but they don’t know that three kung fu masters secretly reside in the village.

On a side note, Kung Fu Hustle fans will be glad to know that Stephen Chow recently announced his plans to create a sequel!

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3. Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

This classic martial arts comedy is chock-full of oddly realistic special effects, weird makeup, and just overall strangeness. Big Trouble in Little China stars Kurt Russell, who plays the tough truck-driver, Jack Burton.

After Jack wins a bet he placed with his friend Wang Chi, he’s sucked into a supernatural conflict in San Francisco’s Chinatown. The action arises once Wang’s green-eyed fiancée gets kidnapped by an awfully-pale Chinese wizard named Lo Pan.

Why is he as white as a ghost? Well, it’s because Lo Pan is a ghost—he’s been afflicted with a curse that causes him to remain a spirit with no skin. Wang’s fiancée is the only way to break his curse. Can Wang and Jack rescue her in time?

4. They Call Me Bruce? (1982)

They Call Me Bruce? had a very limited release in the United States, but still managed to gross a total of $16 million. The story centers around a Korean man, played by Johnny Yune.

The main character goes by the name of Bruce ever since he moved to the United States. He earns the nickname after getting a job at a kitchen run by a group of Italian gangsters. The gangsters may think he looks like Bruce Lee, but the resemblance ends there.

Bruce can’t fight and he uses his mouth as his only weapon. The story thickens once his bosses task him with delivering bags of “flour” that are actually packages of cocaine.

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5. Drunken Master (1978)

Drunken Master is one of the earliest pioneers in comedic martial art movies and stars the biggest name in comedy kung fu: Jackie Chan. Chan plays Wong Fei-Hung, a young and penniless man who doesn’t get along with his father. Wong’s father sends him to train with Beggar So, a martial artist who’s notorious for drinking and torturing his students.

When Wong attempts to escape the intense training program, he encounters the deadly assassin Thunderfoot. Wong stupidly challenges Thunderfoot to a fight, only to get defeated almost immediately.

From that moment on, Wong decides to become a loyal student of Beggar So, and learns the essentials of drunken boxing. Handing Wong a drink is like handing Mario a mushroom—he becomes instantly powered-up upon consuming alcohol.

6. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

I think the above scene explains it all—Steve Oedekerk battling a CGI karate-fighting cow is just as bizarre as it can get. To make the movie even stranger, it incorporates clips from the 1976 movie Savage Killers to form a collage of a plot.

The main protagonist, The Chosen One, seeks revenge on a man who murdered his family and attempted to kill him when he was just a baby. Although he’s already a martial arts prodigy, he undergoes training with Master Tang.

As the movie progresses, you’ll not only witness a bipedal cow, but you’ll also get to see an intense crotch-hitting scene, poor dubbing, and even a Lion King parody.

7. Kung Fury (2015)

In an attempt to bring back the classic kung fu genre, David Sandberg crowdfunded the free, 30-minute movie Kung Fury.

After suffering from a lightning strike and a cobra bite, Detective Kung Fury gains supernatural kung fu powers. He teams up with Triceracop to defeat the time-traveling Hitler known as Kung Fuhrer. The worst part about this movie is that it’s so short!

Patience, Young Grasshopper

The era of martial arts comedies may have passed, but I have faith that some genius director will bring the genre back. Maybe our patience will pay off, and an epic martial arts comedy will come out in the near future. Well, maybe that’s wishful thinking.

Since we can’t bet on the release of Kung Fu Hustle 2 for at least another few years, let’s focus on the exciting movies that we can watch later this year! Our list of themost-anticipated upcoming horror movies will definitely excite you.

Emma Roth
Emma is a staff writer at WhatNerd. In addition to being an avid writer and tech geek, she's a fan of games, anime, manga, and more. She's based in Connecticut.
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